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Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Renewing heaven, adjusting two stars and cleaning the moon

Just something that made me smile!

There are several variants of this about. This version says it was 'Found in a family box dated c 1890'.
An artist employed to repair the properties of an old church was asked to itemise his invoice so he replied as follows:
To:
• Correcting 10 commandments 8s 0d
• Embellishing Pontius Pilate and putting a new ribbon in his bonnet 6s 0d
• Replenishing and gilding the left wing of the Guardian angel 6s 0d
• Washing the servant of the high Priest and putting ermine on his cheek 5s 0d
• Renewing heaven, adjusting two stars and cleaning the moon 7s 0d
• Re-animating the flames of purgatory and restoring souls 7s 0d
• Reviving the flames of hell, putting a new tail on the devil, mending his left hoof and several jobs for the dammed 12s 0d
• Mending the shirt of the prodigal son and cleaning his ears. 3s 0d

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